November 16, 2005 10:56
Has anyone seen my contact lenses??
The Founders In the begining...
Historians believe that the happy bap can be traced back to 32 AD and was invented by Sir Henry Happiness who was on an expidition to Southampton in search of the digital camera. The happy bap is also said to be the inspiration for the wheel and the headed letter paper. The astounding invention was lost though time until the late 1990's when it was rediscovered by Les and Brad as seen above.
All was well until....
Les discoved a third eye on the brow of his brain casing, doctors believe this was caused by serious over bappage. They were told the only way to recover was to give up the habit they loved so much, so naturally they continued bapping. Their bodies have now developed an immunity to the baps affects but have been left with the hideous third eye which reminds them of the traumatic experiences they suffered when they were meere novice bappers.
Bap Mountian
Bap Mountian can be located just South Northly of East Anglia, Mountianeers have tried scaling this bad boy but have found the cheesey crust more diffucult than everest. Legend has it the mountian is chipped out an then packaged and sold to loacal stores for our convinience.
